Ode To A Dinosaur

[Sluggo]

You heartless man!!!!!!!! How can you treat an OLD friend like that???? Have you no shame??? How would you like it if your parents treated you that way????

Are you feeling guilty yet or should I go on some more???

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[cincygreg]

I always treated Zeke with the upmost respect.

I said my farewell and toasted him with a turtle sundae.

Zeke was a good friend and a fine individual, I never met a nicer dinosaur in my life.


I would never disrespect him in any way.

I shall always have fond memories of him.

I think in a way he'll be happier now that he's out of the bin.

ZEKE RULES!


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[cincygreg]

I've had Zeke for a long long time. About 15 years or so. I won him at Kings Island. Zeke has been through a lot with me, but he is old and starting to show it. I've had him in storage, but now I have no use for my bin (since I've emptied it out) and Zeke has to go. I really dont have room for him in my new place, but he's been with me so long I waited for him to be the last item to go. Dont feel bad for Zeke, he's had a good run. He was with me in my first apartment (in fact he was really one of my first pieces of furniture) I used him as a backrest when I watched tv. I'd love to keep him but all these years have made him a little bit beaten up and he's a bit dirty from being in the bin. And even if I tried to clean him up, I think it would just weather him more. So I shall raise a toast to Zeke and thank him for his years of service. Zeke goes either today or Tuesday, and I t will be an odd moment. I've had this dinosaur for all thses years and yet it seems like I've had him forever.
Farewell Zeke. You've been good to me!


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